You know these people.
Barry bought the top and ordered himself a trophy. By the time it arrived, shipping had cost more than the bag. He still displays it.
Paper Hands Paul sold before the pump. He still sends the group chat articles about why he was right. Margin Call Max appears 77 times. Apparently the first liquidation didn’t take. The pigeon doesn’t trade. Best performer in the room.
TERMINL puts 150 of these people beside glowing screens in dead malls, garages and rooms that need airing out. Someone brought a bong. Nobody brought an exit strategy.
373 made it. 757 got rekt. 918 are still refreshing. All of them will tell you they’re “basically break-even.”